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[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (Actually I want to. :D)

[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(I often "randomly" laugh yet nobody ever gave me weird looks, I'm so lucky :D)

[X] You have ran into a tree/bush (The bush was really short you know!)

[ ] You have been called a "blonde"
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Oh yeah, by dislocating your shoulder.)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[X] You sang them to make sure. (I was double checking!!)
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (I trip on my own feet a lot, I just know how to not fall.)
[X] You have choked on your own spit. (Occasionally.)

So far: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it. (I love complicated movies like those!)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (Ima professional!)
[ ] You accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
So far: 0 + 4 OTL (I fail at being stupid. T T)
[ ]You have fallen asleep in class. (No but I do "almost" fall asleep in class.)
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (To tell the truth, I personally think that I really think too much Orz)
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (I did use my inside voice, it told me to find internet porn Orz)
So far: 0 + 0 + 4 (What the fuck)
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple maths.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Such as homework......)
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realise it. (Only with pajamas or any other clothes with a texture similar to my pajamas. LOLWUT)
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (It was hooked onto my collar lmao)

So far: 0 + 0 + 4 + 2 (Finally something to truely add! 8D)
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't (Doing that is actually quite moronic to me.)
[X] You break a lot of things. (Two ceramic cups, one ice box and an electronic dictonary which split into two. Isn't that such an amazing record?!)
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused. (I think it's cute though)
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before. (I was in kindergarten at that time you know....)
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (Not ceiling! I find em in the curtains!)
[X] The word 'um' is used many times a day. (エト....エト...)
[ ] You don't know what 'um' means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (I'm often distracted!)
[ ] You used a calculator multiply your score for this quiz. (I didn't so I'm such a genius yay!)
Total: 5 + 0 + 0 + 4 + 2 = 11

Multiplied by 3: 33% Retarded

I AM A GENIUS W00T

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